I am you!

This is scary:

In its recent issue, Newsweek reports that the figures for internet identity thefts are likely to go through the roof very soon. Last year the identity thieves already made more money than the illegal drug trade. They are so rich now that they entertain their own R&D departments for more efficient software. Keylogging also seems to become more and more popular.

I suddenly have second thoughts about getting that credit card, especially since Newsweek's advice is: "Keep your firewalls up and you fingers crossed."

All of a sudden "Stand and deliver!" sounds so honest and human.